呃假紙8
臨開學之前個禮拜嘅某一日，一大早咖啡都未嘆，眼屎都未抹，已經有個Walk-In嘅學生妹等我。佢本來搵第二個醫生（皆因我已經出咗名係唔會輕易開假紙），但係陰差陽錯唔知點解搵左我睇。呀女又唔出聲話佢其實唔係想睇我。
佢一劈頭就話佢好眼瞓唔想返工，要攞兩日病假因為佢琴日好夜先瞓。你連今日都攞唔到病假， 你又何來有兩日？同埋你夜瞓點解要瞓返兩日先補得返？我好想佢出去問吓邊一位姑娘而家係唔眼瞓，唔想要假紙返屋企？唔想要嗰個你幫我拖佢出去斬，佢一定鬼上身。
返工呢啲嘢，攰都係頂硬上。有邊個打工仔唔想喺屋企唔使返工但係有糧出？咸豐年前，我On call 都係咁頂。我啲Surgeon同事唔通唔開刀唔做E-OT？Obs話我唔同你接生住，叫亞B縮番個頭入呀媽度？
佢個樣精神過你同我。總之全部檢查正常，佢化咗咁靚嘅妝，都係去返工啦。
BTW，我「認真」諗過張Sick Leave寫咩："fatigue due to personal decision to not sleep enough, but she is otherwise physically fine and oh yes, she just doesn't want to come to work but didn't know how to tell you"
諗下姐。
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